The Carnival of Compliance
Chapter 3: Gladiators of Guilt
The stadium lights hit like interrogation lamps.
Mara blinked against the glare. Her new Loyalty Jumpsuit—synthetic, stiff, the color of old ketchup—itched against her neck. Across her chest, a patch read:
EDU-FEM-INDOCTRINATOR-LEVEL 3 — EYES MONITORED
She stood on a circular platform surrounded by tiers of raucous audience members—some live, many more livestreaming from PatriotPods at home. Red, white, and blue spotlights spun across their faces like sirens. Some wore “TRUST THE TRUTH” foam fingers. Others held churros and plastic shotguns.
A hologram shimmered into view above the platform.
"Welcome to the Educator Arena!" boomed the announcer’s voice—male, jovial, slightly Texan.
"Where minds are corrected, and compliance earns clemency!"
A jingle played: a remix of Schoolhouse Rock with a banjo overlay.
Mara wasn’t alone on the platform. Three other contestants stood nearby.
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A wiry older man with a nametag: Dr. Ehsan Ramezani — Climate Theorist
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A nonbinary librarian in combat boots labeled Patricia/Pat – Archival Anarchist
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A thin, pale woman in a sparkly graduation cap that read: “Adjunct 4 Jesus”
Each was visibly trembling. But Pat nodded slightly at Mara when the lights shifted.
π Mara's thought:
They’re not broken. Just paused.
Like me. We’re all buffering.
π― The Challenge: “Teach to the Test: Patriot Edition”
A giant LED screen descended from the ceiling. The crowd roared.
“Contestants!” the voice called out. “You have 7 minutes to teach the following state-approved lesson to a live class of Patriot Progeny! Missteps will be punished. Compliance will be rewarded.”
The lesson appeared:
π« “How the Founding Fathers Invented Freedom (and Everything Else Too)”
Objectives: Promote gratitude, erase nuance, include a PowerPoint.
Mara choked down a laugh.
The Patriot Progeny entered: fifteen fourth-graders in matching uniforms, each with a red buzzer and a shock collar. Their chaperone, a smiling woman with hair shaped like the Liberty Bell, waved sweetly at the camera.
The countdown began.
3…
2…
1…
Lights dimmed. Spotlight on Mara.
She cleared her throat. “Hello, young patriots. Today we’ll learn about freedom.”
She clicked a button. Her presentation slid onto the screen:
Slide 1: “Freedom Is a Gift (from Wealthy Landowners)”
She spoke calmly, modulating her voice as taught in teacher training — now weaponized for survival.
“A long time ago, a group of men gathered to imagine a new kind of government, one where freedom was written down—”
BZZZZT.
A child buzzed in. “Actually, Miss? My dad says the Founders didn't imagine, they downloaded the Constitution from God.”
Mara nodded. “An important clarification. Thank you.”
Slide 2: “Taxation: How Too Many Feelings Ruined Tea”
From the side of the arena, Pat was stammering something about wooden teeth and Enlightenment values. The announcer zapped her. She crumpled, then stood again, gritting her teeth.
Dr. Ramezani was building a diorama out of plastic figurines and soil samples. The audience booed.
Then it was time for Audience Judgment.
“Let’s see who taught best, and who’s heading to the Pit of Penance!”
Mara’s heart pounded.
A giant screen displayed real-time social media reactions:
“Adjunct lady looks tired. She’s probably hiding something.”
“Libarian? Lesbian? Either way, send them to the Pit.”
“Wait—Mara Lysak? She was my professor once. She was kind. π”
“The diorama dude is sus. Science is a hoax anyway.”
The vote tallies began to rise. Mara landed second-to-last—just above the Adjunct for Jesus, who had forgotten her script and accidentally cited bell hooks.
π³️ Enter: The Pit of Penance
As punishment, two contestants were selected to enter a dunk-tank-like hole in the stage, filled with shredded books and rubber snakes labeled “Woke Thought Serpents.” They had to swim through the sludge to retrieve the Token of Gratitude — a plastic gold coin engraved with Trump’s smile.
Mara wasn’t sent in, but she watched.
Dr. Ramezani was. He emerged dripping and trembling, holding the token like a grenade. The audience clapped on cue.
Afterward, in the green room (painted beige), Mara sat beside Pat, who was sipping lukewarm orange electrolyte fluid.
“That was some good pivoting out there,” Pat muttered. “You nearly made Jefferson sound like a neutral figure.”
Mara smirked. “I did my thesis on double-speak.”
They shared a moment. Not friendship yet, but shared friction. Resistance-in-the-making.
π Mara's mental log:
They think they’re watching a game show.
But this is a rehearsal.
For something worse.
Or maybe something freer, if I can survive long enough to plant a real question.
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